Happy Saturday!!!!!
Beautiful weather, beautiful life. Beautiful blessings, Beautiful Strife.
THAT is my poem for the day. If you were to ask my kids they would tell you that I love to speak in rhyme. I'm pretty sure that I came down with the 'rhyming condition' from watching "Barney's Mother Goose". I highly recommend it.
One of the things that I MOST appreciate finding waiting in my email inbox is anything that will make me, literally, laugh out loud. Who DOESN'T need a little more laughter in their life? My parents are the top senders and I LOVE them for it. I've often said that the one noise in life that can make just about anyone smile is the sound of a babies laughter. Or children's. Or our own.
So the question is....when was the last time you heard yourself laugh? Read the post below and then MAKE A COMMENT, ADD YOUR OWN PONDERISM, or just post 'lol'. I know you're out there. The numbers are showing me that you are reading so SAY SOMETHING......pretty please?
Ponderisms........
*I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
*The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
*There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
*Health, is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
*The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
*Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
*Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
*Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
*All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
*In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it look normal
*How is it one careless match can start a forest fire,
*How is it one careless match can start a forest fire,
but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
*Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
*Who was the first person to say,
*Who was the first person to say,
"See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its behind.
*Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
*Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
*Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
*Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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Comment, comment, comment......come on ya'll.
It's Saturday, you have 30 seconds.
I KNOW IT :)
